Thank you, Google

Just finished an episode of ABC's The Mole. It's really interesting, so I decided to Google it. You can really be funny sometimes, Google. First, April Fool's jokes; now, in-search humor! What's next, funny 411?

Flavored condoms are delicious, deadly

This photo shoot was all fun and games until the model realized she was allergic to latex. Two more after the jump, but don't bother, they're all the same.

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Billy Condoms: Strawberry
Billy Condoms: Orange

Dell XPS One makes computers explode

For some reason, PC demolition pleases me. In a sick way. Is that wrong? Oh, yeah, explode just like that, baby. That's right, you know how I like it. Mmmm...

Group shower sells washing machines

So, some creative had this idea. In fact, he's always had this idea. It's actually more of a fantasy than an idea: group showering. With each brief, he'd pitch it to his partner: "Hey, you know what would be a great way to advertise yogurt? Group showers." His partner just puts his head in his hands and sighs.

Eighteen briefs later, the Brandt assignment comes along. "Hey, you know what would be a great way to advertise washing machines? Group showers," the perverted creative says. At his breaking point, his partner gives up. "Fine. Let's do the fucking group showers." The end.

Ikea is very confused

Attention: Ikea now sells clothes—which I assume double as bed linens. My thoughts: If Ikea can't make quality furniture, what makes them think their clothes will be any better? Maybe what they're really trying to say is: "Hey, we know these clothes are crap, so after they fall apart, we've designed them to be reconstructed so you can use them on your bed for a short time."

Did I mention you have to put the clothes together yourself?

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Ikea Fashion 2
Ikea Fashion 3

Woman liquefied in "terrible accident"

The Canadian Workplace Safety and Insurance Board blames you for workplace accidents. This particular victim—or shall we say, idiot—forgot to clean up some grease on the floor and busted ass while carrying a large vat of boiling oil. Let's just say she didn't save face. Ha, ha, ha.

Why is this funny? Is it because she uses quotey fingers when referring to her "terrible accident"? Or maybe it's because she flies 4 feet in the air before landing on the ground. Or it could be her delayed blood-curdling scream.

Make sure to visit the WSIB website and prevent-it.ca for more tragic, yet for some reason funny, tragedies.

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WSIB: Ladder
WSIB: Harness
WSIB: Weight
WSIB: Funeral

Heidi Klum institutionalized

This video (taken from her stay at a psychiatric hospital—who knew?) shows Heidi Klum having a severe schizophrenic episode.

Wearing nothing but a bra, she repeatedly pokes her fingers from her breasts and pretends they're fembot machine guns, yells "knockers" a few times, yodels, and does the cha-cha.

By the end of the video, Heidi is unable to finish her thoughts or make any kind of sense at all, breaking down into the most frightening fit of maniacal laughter I've ever witnessed. It's truly hard to watch.